1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,000 紧接上集Bill and John 2 00:00:04,900 --> 00:00:09,500 先生们,我们刚收到一些关于 苏制Z-15试作型的照片 3 00:00:09,700 --> 00:00:11,800 北约代号:“ISTUL” 4 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:14,200 哈....长官,我可否说... 5 00:00:14,100 --> 00:00:17,400 ...那个看起来很像我们的F-15嘛. 6 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:19,700 感谢这些情报 7 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:22,700 我们能查明他们的护航路线 8 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:24,400 计划将改变 9 00:00:24,500 --> 00:00:26,700 在这栋房子中,晚上9点 10 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:29,200 -最后一件事,上尉 -是,长官? 11 00:00:29,300 --> 00:00:31,600 -我喜欢你那条领带 -谢谢长官 12 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:33,300 Springfield 呼叫 Bravo 1号 13 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:35,800 我们这发现2架敌机在250方位,航速750节... 14 00:00:35,830 --> 00:00:38,100 拒绝命令,Springfield,拒绝命令! 15 00:00:38,300 --> 00:00:40,160 我的雷达上根本没发现有什么东西。 16 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:42,900 紧急右转,爬升到350,完毕! 17 00:00:42,930 --> 00:00:44,700 喂,TOM少校 18 00:00:44,900 --> 00:00:46,400 我们又见面了.... 19 00:00:46,700 --> 00:00:48,800 ...但这次呢,我有支大枪哦。 20 00:00:48,830 --> 00:00:50,900 Ramon Balthazar,别开玩笑 21 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,000 把枪放下 22 00:00:52,100 --> 00:00:54,900 如果你在这种高度开火的话,我们都得完蛋。 23 00:00:57,100 --> 00:00:58,900 Ramon,你他妈的混蛋! 24 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:00,400 我被击中了 25 00:01:00,500 --> 00:01:02,000 我屁股上有2支瘘管啊! 26 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:06,600 我正失控,没法脱出螺旋! 27 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:08,900 将军,你跟总统一样伟大 28 00:01:09,100 --> 00:01:11,100 Barracuda 行动才刚开始 29 00:01:55,901 --> 00:01:58,101 黎明时分的危险攻击 30 00:02:15,100 --> 00:02:16,800 靠! 31 00:02:16,900 --> 00:02:18,800 去-他-妈-的! 32 00:02:19,900 --> 00:02:21,900 真TM漂亮啊! 33 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,300 喂,John John ! 34 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:26,100 看,尽管在这么多年后了... 35 00:02:26,100 --> 00:02:27,800 ...我还仍然还没对它产生过厌倦 36 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:30,200 -然后,它居然抛弃我... - Bill! 37 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:31,200 你很烦啊! 38 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:32,800 你已经烦我烦了N年了 39 00:02:32,900 --> 00:02:34,600 ...但现在你真的把我给烦死了. 40 00:02:34,700 --> 00:02:36,100 你就尽管叫吧... 41 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:38,800 ...从一起床那刻就听到你大叫,烦不烦啊! 42 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:40,800 而你...你... 43 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,700 你也在不停叨唠... 44 00:02:44,100 --> 00:02:46,400 简直永远合不上嘴! 45 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:48,600 好了 46 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:50,900 今天早晨你的心情很好吧... 47 00:02:51,100 --> 00:02:53,900 -...我们准备玩上开心的一天 -但,你知道就因为你.... 48 00:02:53,900 --> 00:02:56,400 ...我们那次该死的空难么! 49 00:03:00,100 --> 00:03:02,100 Bill,闭嘴! 50 00:03:06,300 --> 00:03:08,100 别抱怨了,John... 51 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:10,600 这些飞机还不太坏吧. 52 00:03:10,700 --> 00:03:12,200 它们是一流的... 53 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:13,800 装备精良... 54 00:03:13,830 --> 00:03:15,400 容易... 55 00:03:16,100 --> 00:03:17,600 操作... 56 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:21,700 可弹射的驾驶椅... 57 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:25,600 高精度的机械仪表... 58 00:03:28,100 --> 00:03:29,300 灵活... 59 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:31,100 伸缩起落架... 60 00:03:31,300 --> 00:03:33,700 ...还有那可伸缩的登机梯子. 61 00:03:34,100 --> 00:03:38,300 轮距:14尺8寸,11个武器挂架... 62 00:03:40,100 --> 00:03:43,700 Bravo 1号 和Juliette 2号,你们允许到27号跑道整队起飞。 63 00:03:43,900 --> 00:03:45,560 好的,收到了。 64 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:48,800 尽快吧,讲解员在上面等着你们。 65 00:03:49,100 --> 00:03:50,000 好的。 66 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,600 我们会让那家伙领教下颜色的。 67 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:55,000 为主干杯!?你以为这是兄弟会聚餐还是什么啊? 68 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:57,200 把那吵人的音乐关掉! 69 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:00,800 你们应该在2分钟前到这里了! 70 00:05:00,900 --> 00:05:03,600 快把你那架肮脏鬼开到这边来! 71 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:06,000 听明白了么,士兵? 72 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:08,100 是的长官,非常明白. 73 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:13,100 很好!现在先回顾下你们第一个任务的主要目标: 对地攻击101. 74 00:05:14,300 --> 00:05:16,800 在我指这的那个方向,一个标准的起飞后... 75 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:20,500 ...火速对B-53区域进行扫射. 76 00:05:20,500 --> 00:05:22,500 然后飞去攻击 pattern Delta.. 77 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:26,300 ...然后用你的激光追踪器锁定这些T-80坦克 78 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:31,500 然后用AGM-65导弹把那群混蛋炸飞掉。 79 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:36,400 一旦搞定,我们就会对MK-82展开交响式轰炸 80 00:05:37,100 --> 00:05:38,400 听我指挥! 81 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:41,130 我们还要把全部的炸弹卸到Omega工厂来完成这场群P. 82 00:05:41,130 --> 00:05:44,300 就像操蛋的7月4那场操蛋的烟花一样! 83 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:45,600 听懂我的话了么?士兵? 84 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:49,300 是的长官,非常清楚,我们上路了。 85 00:05:49,300 --> 00:05:51,700 Mk-82是哪间草棚啊? 86 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:55,500 长官,我在地图上找不到MK-82工厂。 87 00:05:55,700 --> 00:05:57,400 镇定点! 88 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:59,700 把你那纯洁的屁股飞到那边去就知道了! 89 00:05:59,700 --> 00:06:01,000 以上,闪人! 90 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:04,000 Juliette 2号,你允许起飞了 91 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:06,300 收到,我正在起飞 92 00:06:09,300 --> 00:06:13,500 好啦,让我看看, 慢慢给它供气... 93 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,500 ...接着松掉刹车... 94 00:06:16,700 --> 00:06:18,100 按错了... 95 00:06:18,100 --> 00:06:20,300 这样子...刹车,开关... 96 00:06:20,300 --> 00:06:22,500 ...把刹车放开... 97 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,000 又按错了... 98 00:06:28,500 --> 00:06:31,960 哦,对...是这个...接着把刹车松开... 99 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:10,000 将军,我做到了!情况良好,在控制之内. 100 00:07:10,100 --> 00:07:13,100 我把这2位顽固的士兵驯服了. 101 00:07:40,900 --> 00:07:43,000 已经到达你的农场了,将军 102 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,400 如果你愿意的话,我会在车等 103 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:46,400 哇靠! 104 00:08:48,100 --> 00:08:50,400 这是什么脏东西? 105 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:55,100 去他妈的奶牛! 106 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:16,500 Bill! 在向90的方向飞的时候如果你向左转 你就会往北飞! 107 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:18,100 我这跟你说上百遍了 108 00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:19,700 等下,我们已经往北飞了,转左... 109 00:09:19,700 --> 00:09:21,900 ...南,向右转...然后直向前飞. 110 00:09:21,900 --> 00:09:26,000 据我计算,我们现在在B-53区域了, - B-53个屁! 111 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,600 无论如何你一直都是方向白痴! 112 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:30,600 ...“让-我-拿-地-图” 先生. 113 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:33,000 你总不能把你的左边当成右边吧... 114 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,400 ...就像我们去IKEA那天... 115 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:36,900 ...找买被套地方就找了整整3个小时... 116 00:09:36,900 --> 00:09:39,300 - ... 你还找不到... - 烦啊! 117 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:43,200 - 哇赛,这是TOM,喂!TOM! - ... 像我关心棉被套一样... 118 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:45,900 看看我那架漂亮的新飞机! 119 00:09:45,900 --> 00:09:48,100 它可是空军中的最棒的飞机哦 120 00:09:48,100 --> 00:09:49,600 ...攻地之王... 121 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:51,800 ...是同系列中最棒的哦! 122 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:54,100 喂,看这个,11个武器挂架 123 00:09:56,500 --> 00:09:58,200 ...可伸缩的座椅... 124 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:00,300 ...可弹射的梯子... 125 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:02,700 ...还有满机舱开关! 126 00:10:02,700 --> 00:10:04,500 这次你没话说了吧? 127 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:06,700 Tom,你是不是在忌妒? 128 00:10:06,700 --> 00:10:10,200 - 哈,你在忌妒了 - 拜托, Bill,就放过他吧. 129 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:12,500 你没看见么,他没话可说了. 130 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:13,900 我们闪人吧. 131 00:10:13,900 --> 00:10:17,400 扮得像个正人君子,在大破船里喝酒... 132 00:10:18,100 --> 00:10:20,000 ...但其实他在忌妒! 133 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,900 真是个失败者! 134 00:10:22,100 --> 00:10:23,500 真落后! 135 00:10:23,900 --> 00:10:26,400 如果我想的话我也可以开啤酒了. 136 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,500 - 不 Bill, 不行 - 我当然行! 137 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:31,350 Bill, 把啤酒扔了! 138 00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:32,600 - 不! - 拜托... 139 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:34,200 不! 140 00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:36,000 Bill? 141 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,500 我不管,我正开. 142 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,800 呀,靠, 我的啤酒! 143 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:45,200 我把它溅得到处都是了! 144 00:10:45,300 --> 00:10:46,600 Bill, 发生什么事了? 145 00:10:46,700 --> 00:10:50,400 John, 我出事了... 是我的啤酒罐 146 00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:52,000 Bill, 冷静点,冷静点! 147 00:10:52,100 --> 00:10:55,500 - 哦, 我看见你... - John, 的确有点麻烦了... 148 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:58,200 你玻璃窗上的是什么? 149 00:10:58,300 --> 00:11:00,600 - 该死,我看不到东西! - 冷静点! 150 00:11:00,700 --> 00:11:03,700 John, 这里到处都是泡沫! 给我些纸巾,快! 151 00:11:03,730 --> 00:11:07,500 深呼吸口气! 我们得把这问题解决了! 152 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:10,000 告诉我你的方位, 速度和高度... 153 00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:13,000 - 我正往下坠, John! - 冷静点,稳住高度... 154 00:11:13,100 --> 00:11:15,500 - 我真是个笨蛋! - Bill, 拉起来... 155 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,900 - 噢该死,我的飞行服! - 我说:你把飞机拉起来! 156 00:11:18,100 --> 00:11:21,600 - 但拉不了太高... - 这是些什么警告? 157 00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:23,700 - 稍微靠近右边那个警报灯... - 老天, 真混乱啊! 158 00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:26,000 把你的杆子向右摆! 159 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:29,000 - 别动!你刚做到了. - 它粘乎乎的.很臭啊! 160 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,900 - 好的. 你现在整个翻转了... - 该死, 我把飞行服给毁了! 161 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,700 - 我正在下坠! - 完了,无能为力!弹射! 162 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:36,300 - Bill, 弹射! 现在就弹射! - 他们肯定会把我宰掉的! 163 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:37,900 我不想再听了! 立即弹射! 164 00:11:38,100 --> 00:11:40,900 弹射!弹射!BILL! 165 00:11:55,900 --> 00:11:58,100 因为是晚上!我看不见东西! 166 00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:00,100 我们已经连续倒霉了4天了... 167 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:05,200 - ... 而我仍听到他在唱: 划啊,划, 你的小船...? -控制台呼叫Canary1号, 回复. 168 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:10,400 你能听到吗, Canary 1号? 169 00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:16,000 上尉,认真点, 你现在得回复了. 170 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:18,000 Chinese Translated BY JAPP 中文翻译 BY JAPP