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KBS 出品 

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阿标和老庄演义之一 

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危险天空 

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阿标! 

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阿标，住嘴! 

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阿标? 

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阿标... 掐掉这首歌... 

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阿标? Oh God... 

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- 住嘴!- 好的, 好的, 那不是老庄嘛... 

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等、等下! 等等我拿个东西... 

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小子们, 看看谁来了... 

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老庄...空军最性感的男人. 

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继续,继续作你的汤酷死相（原文是Tom Cruise，汤姆克鲁斯）... 

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哦...你知不知道你很上像? 

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对了，这些按钮都是干嘛的... 

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...好象没用... 

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... 高度计... OK... 

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阿标, 滚到我屁股后面去,你油箱都溢了！ 

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好滴, 好滴... 让我再待会儿嘛... 

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也许谁能帮我擦擦风挡玻璃? 谁也不干? 

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嘿, 老标... 886. 

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你知不知你的尊臀在这个角度看上去很棒! 

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你个小操淡虫, 你还在吸你妈妈的奶头的时候我就在飞飞机了！ 

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冷静... 不要因为你没飞成战斗机就折磨你自己... 

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看, 我给你表演一下，你那个会飞的茶壶可做不来这个呐. 

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今天是好天气, 那不是将军嘛? 

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... 还有旁边那个? 

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嗯,怎么样? 是不是很帅,哈? 

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Yeah... 不坏... 稍有一点点经典. 

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现在, 阿标, 看着我. 

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现在我要用我的飞行茶壶做点你那个飞行鞋箱没法做的... 

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好吧, 让我猜猜. 

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怎么样? 看到了吧? 

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看到什么?我什么也没看到! 

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嗯...居然没看到我开了瓶啤酒... 

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帅...我也开了... 大伙干了? 

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OK, bye-bye 这些白痴们, 咱们自个儿干杯! 

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OK, bye 老汤. 

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- 你是说老庄?
- 哦对... 

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下次记得提醒我买点啤酒带着啊... 

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嗯, 嗯... 

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那个老汤是个怪胎... 

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你见过他泡妞?哪怕一次？ 

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- 没
- 那他肯定是个同志. 

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老汤... 你还在频道上? 

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对. 

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OK... 

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...最烂的是我从来没睡过她...  

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- 你能想象不?
- 别再扔诱铒弹了,我眼晕. 

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哦... 我发现这样比较让我放松... 另外你是从布里特尼哪儿来的来着?确切的说？ 

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普娄嘎斯特尔（奇怪的地名） 

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哦这样, 我知道了.那儿长草吗那儿? 

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长草莓. 

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