1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:03,400 KBS Productions presents 2 00:00:06,700 --> 00:00:09,700 a Bill & John Adventure 3 00:00:11,500 --> 00:00:17,500 DANGER IN THE SKY 4 00:00:31,097 --> 00:00:32,292 Bill! 5 00:00:33,203 --> 00:00:34,687 Bill, shut up! 6 00:00:35,300 --> 00:00:36,430 Bill? 7 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:40,364 Bill... Cut it out with that song... 8 00:00:40,773 --> 00:00:43,305 Bill? Oh God... 9 00:00:48,775 --> 00:00:52,641 - SHUT UP! - Well, well, if it ain't ol' John... 10 00:00:52,711 --> 00:00:55,747 W-Wait! Hold on while I grab something... 11 00:00:59,318 --> 00:01:01,349 Guys, look who's just arrived... 12 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:04,252 John... The Air Force's sexiest man. 13 00:01:04,336 --> 00:01:06,403 Go on, do the Tom Cruise thing... 14 00:01:06,409 --> 00:01:08,999 Oh... You know you look great on camera? 15 00:01:09,849 --> 00:01:11,740 Right. So what are all those buttons for... 16 00:01:12,100 --> 00:01:13,397 ... nothing... 17 00:01:14,131 --> 00:01:16,096 ... altimeter... OK... 18 00:01:16,199 --> 00:01:19,829 Bill, get off my ass, your tanks are more than full. 19 00:01:19,903 --> 00:01:21,937 Alright, alright... Just a second... 20 00:01:22,550 --> 00:01:25,481 Could someone wipe my windshield maybe ? No ? 21 00:01:25,553 --> 00:01:28,014 Hey, Bill... Ciao. 22 00:01:28,456 --> 00:01:31,610 Do you know your ass looks beautiful from here! 23 00:01:31,624 --> 00:01:36,310 You little cockroach wanker, I was piloting airplanes while you were still sucking your mama's nipples! 24 00:01:36,326 --> 00:01:40,050 Chill out... Don't be so upset just because you didn't make it to the fighters... 25 00:01:40,062 --> 00:01:43,289 Look, I'm gonna do something you'll never be able to do with that boiler of yours. 26 00:02:53,335 --> 00:02:55,728 Nice day today, isn't it General? 27 00:02:59,537 --> 00:03:00,766 ... and besides that? 28 00:03:34,577 --> 00:03:37,904 Well, what do you think? Pretty impressive, huh? 29 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:41,300 Yeah... not bad... a little bit classic. 30 00:03:41,423 --> 00:03:43,721 Now, Bill, look at me. 31 00:03:43,992 --> 00:03:47,000 I'm gonna do something with my boiler you can't do with your shoebox... 32 00:03:47,263 --> 00:03:48,957 Alright, be my guest. 33 00:03:50,234 --> 00:03:52,598 So? Did you see it? 34 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:54,895 See what? I didn't see anything! 35 00:03:54,905 --> 00:03:57,500 Well... I just opened myself a beer... 36 00:03:58,477 --> 00:04:00,938 Oh well... I'm done here... shall we? 37 00:04:01,313 --> 00:04:05,209 OK, bye-bye suckers, and cheers! 38 00:04:05,983 --> 00:04:07,214 OK, bye Tom. 39 00:04:07,797 --> 00:04:10,160 - John? - Yep... 40 00:04:10,335 --> 00:04:12,960 Remind me to buy some beer next time... 41 00:04:12,977 --> 00:04:14,929 Yeah, yeah... 42 00:04:15,207 --> 00:04:18,204 That Tom's a real jerk... 43 00:04:22,476 --> 00:04:24,000 You ever saw him with a chick? 44 00:04:24,003 --> 00:04:26,642 - No - Then he's gay. 45 00:04:26,815 --> 00:04:29,206 Tom... You still on the channel? 46 00:04:30,983 --> 00:04:32,384 Yes. 47 00:04:32,587 --> 00:04:34,916 OK... 48 00:04:41,389 --> 00:04:43,988 ... and the worst thing is I never slept with her... 49 00:04:44,059 --> 00:04:46,893 - Can you imagine? - Cut it out with the flares, it annoys me. 50 00:04:47,262 --> 00:04:50,125 Oh... I find it relaxing... By the way, where are you from in Brittany exactly? 51 00:04:50,298 --> 00:04:51,331 Plougastel 52 00:04:51,401 --> 00:04:54,137 Oh yeah, I know. Don't they grow artichokes there? 53 00:04:54,205 --> 00:04:56,266 Strawberries. 54 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:57,900 -- translated by Kik, edited by Jeff, sync by Seb --